“I guess one of the quirky things I do is I turtle, I guess you could call it. I stick my head in my shoulder pads five, ten minutes before we go out and for me it just kinda feels like, you know, it kinda shuts everything out, whether it’s music playing or guys are talking. I just go in there and it’s a little quieter and I can focus.”

james reimer when asked about roberto luongo’s tweet 05/12/2013

“This is unbelievable. This is the hockey you always want to play and dream of when you’re growing up. And especially for our city, I know they’re anxious for it. It’s great to finally clinch. Our team plays great here, and that just trickles down to your goaltender. I don’t know why we’re getting good results [playing in Ottawa] but it’s fun and a great atmosphere.” — James “Humblest Man in the Universe” Reimer (x)

This season, Kiprusoff has a SV% of 0.868, compare that to Reimer’s 0.920 SV% and Scrivens’ 0.918 SV%

This is why this whole potential trade makes absolutely no sense to me. We want to trade for a guy who is so much worse than the guys we already have. What the hell is Nonis thinking? Why are there talks even taking place?! Even Toskala was better with a 0.874 SV%

“How did Kadri’s [hattrick] performance look from your vantage point?”